Student papers

For your enjoyment, here are some awesome quotes from student papers and quizzes:

Quiz on food:
Where do Americans eat?

A lot of people eat fast food in the street or Chinese restaurant, or ate brown when they however ˝the best cool˝ take some from them. Huh??

How is this different from Hungary?

The Hungarian people try to care they health and they the breakfast is always cold, the lunch is always hot, because in Hungaryan this is the 2 important eat time, the first is the breakfast, and the 3rd eatting is the dinner...sometimes we eat hot or cold things.

Hungarian people don't eat lot of fast food. Fast food makes your fat Americans are the fattest people in the world. Ouch!


What do Hungarians eat?

Hungarian people usually eat more cornflakes than the Americans. I'm sure they do!

goulash soup, meat, smashing potato! Yeah baby, yeah! Funny part is, it's true! That's about it! And those potatos are a smash!

A quiz on family. I kid you not. This is what it said:

I have got a sister. She has got medium legs, red hair and brown eyes. She is for sale. I'm not sure if she works in sales or she really hates her sister.

Made up travel advertisement for travel unit:

5 day in a cottage in breast of the Alpen countryside. I think she meant ˝heart,˝ not breast. The Austrian villages, slip tea in a café, and experience the peace of country life. Mmmm..slipping tea!

And my personal favorite from my American student:
Canada EH??
Come to Canda! Come and...Pan for gold in the Yukon! Snowboard at Whistler! See a hockey game in Alberta! Go cow tipping in the plains! Search for Sasquatch in the NW territories! Hunt moose in the Canadian Rockies! Enjoy maple syrup with bears in Ban Forest! Fish for the one that got away in the Bering Strait! Hail the Queen in Ontario! Canada, come for a while, stay for life! :) Only an American could make of Canada so well.

The best part was the responses. I had them vote on their favorite place to go and why. A Hungarian wrote:

I want to go to Canda because I haven't seen sasquatch yet. I want to hunt for moose and then eat it or I would take it to Hungary and I'd keep the moose like my pet. I'm going to hang that one on the fridge.